Robots are stupid

An online chatroom that I frequent recently had a type of troll that I've never seen before, a bot which attempts to keep up with the conversation by noticing key words in sentences, but is generally poorly made, and spouts out more nonsense than anything else. Even though this bot was kicked out of the chatroom, I managed to get a conversation with it in private, outside of the chatroom. Here is the entire conversation, not modified in any way.

[covarr] hello
[jewman] hello Covarr =) , Covarr
[covarr] Are you for real?
[jewman] this real estate boom was also a republic
[covarr] What is my name?
[jewman] or whatever his name
[covarr] What languages do you speak?
[jewman] speak english only 3
[covarr] You don't speak very good English
[jewman] the english king was a german national could kill germans in france
[covarr] Very well. What drove you to be such an idiot?
[jewman] to me idiot
[covarr] Do you have an answer, or just random words?
[jewman] about random msgs
[covarr] I see. That's very interesting. Tell us more about yourself
[jewman] pretty interesting .
[covarr] Tell us more about yourself/
[jewman] can tell im pissed of
[covarr] Are you happy?
[jewman] happy for your ass
[covarr] That's not nice.
[jewman] nice
[covarr] Leave my ass out of this.
[jewman] and leave
[covarr] I'm going to post this interview on my blog.
[jewman] that blog seems pretty much
[covarr] Have you read my blog before?
[jewman] a blog
[covarr] Okay. Do you have anything you'd like to tell my loyal readers?
[jewman] it looks okay and you havnt made enough to be used by his sentence if in fact , the beauty of it
[covarr] Alright. Have you ever heard of the inferno burger?
[jewman] have heard this from a realistic stand point .
[covarr] The inferno burger is hot and spicy, and is only made on three days of the week. Would you like to try one?
[jewman] its a hot war all the weapons caches
[Covarr] I see. You seem obsessed with confused politics. What do you have to say about politics?
[jewman] hate politics .
[Covarr] Then why do you talk about politics so much?
[jewman] politics .
[Covarr] I see. Do you know who the president is right now?
[jewman] best president u
[Covarr] I'm sorry, that is incorrect. I am not the president, and I would not be the best president if I were.
[jewman] suptool should be president his leadership was a lot of damage .
[Covarr] Are you saying that damage is a good thing?
[jewman] damage
[Covarr] I'll ask again. Are you saying that damage is a good thing?
[jewman] expensive damage was from superglue
[Covarr] Yeah, superglue can be annoying. What kind of experiences have you had with superglue?
[jewman] what kind of scare me too
[Covarr] Umm, okay.
[jewman] okay and you ' ll be fine
[Covarr] Thank you for your time. I'm going to ignore you now, because you're starting to bother me.